How 'Bout Them Cowgirls?

One of the things that New Yorkers have to 'tolerate' is having models and celebrities walk among them on their city streets.  While Manhattan has their models, and sure, that may not make the rest of the female population feel great about themselves, Dallas has this:

Her white teeth meet her white boots

Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.  America's sweethearts.  Women who look as good in person as they do in print (where I liked to assume they've been photo-shopped to perfection).  I should also mention that we have Troy Aikman and the cast of Dallas's Most Eligible, that has to count for something.

Anyways, I was perversely fascinated by these women when I attended my first Cowboys game.  How was it possible that there really are creatures that look like this, and more importantly, exist alongside mere mortals in cities across the country!?  They made me wish I could dance, schedule a teeth whitening appointment and break into a swift jog towards the nearest tanning salon all at the same time.